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The People's Republic of Bleshuu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate population of 3.426 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, anti-government web sites are springing up, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleshuu's national animal is the Achooven, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Sneezar.

Bleshuu is ranked 54th in the region and 46,901st in the world for Rudest Citizens.