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“...vorka roka erz, i e roka vetraz...”

The Phajezte Repuvllika of Berzerkirs is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Da'll Grande Jentilak with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.598 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aran. The average income tax rate is 100%. A large private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The government spends millions of Roka Naxs every year prosecuting spammers, criminals are thrown to the Mellez Kanizs to repay their debt to society, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berzerkirs's national animal is the Mellez Kaniz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Roka Nax.

Berzerkirs is ranked 12th in the region and 55,023rd in the world for Most Godforsaken.