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The Dread Imperium of Arturickia |
“For God, King, and Country”
| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: Hampshire |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Dread Imperium of Arturickia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Arturick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.071 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservatropolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.
Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, Arturickia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Arturickia's national animal is the Dire Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Parasuborthodox Arturickianism, and its currency is the latinum bar.
Arturickia is ranked 246th in the region and 53,319th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days, 5 hours ago
- 3 days, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines. - 3 days, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, Arturickia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Arturickia. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, the tenet of free speech is held dear. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Arturickia, Dire Badgers are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.

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