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“Started out with nothing. Still have most of it left. ”

The Curious Wonder Land of Anti Ringtone Songoria is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 9.172 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Artists are pillars of society, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti Ringtone Songoria's national animal is the defiant green frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the sequined kitten heel.

Anti Ringtone Songoria is ranked 368th in the region and 11,825th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.