Population | 19.738 billion |
Capital | New Anton |
Leader | Matt Nightingale |
Currency | digit |
Animal | emu |
The OSHA Violation of Aaronian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Matt Nightingale with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.738 billion inhabs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Anton. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Inhab economy, worth a remarkable 4,503 trillion digits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,153 digits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaronian's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aaronian is ranked 3,164th in the world and 86th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, the Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Aaronian.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, Max Barry is this year's Miss Aaronian.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
- : Following new legislation in Aaronian, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.