The Legion of Tuesday Heights is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Famemonster with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed population of 44.456 billion Amazons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Themyscira. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tuesday Heightsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,391 trillion Trilliums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,787 Trilliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuesday Heights's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tuesday Heights is ranked 9,643^rd in the world and 4^th in Nasicournia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.77 law-abiding acts per hour.