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The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita |
“Lo Que Sea, Cuando Sea, Donde Sea.”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: Johnified States of America |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker |
The Superpower of The Phoenix Milita is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.123 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Military spending is on the increase, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, army rations are served on silver platters, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Phoenix Milita's national animal is the red fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the shell casing.
The Phoenix Milita is ranked 2nd in the region and 4,988th in the world for Most Godforsaken.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago
- 42 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters. - 79 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters. - 144 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters. - 177 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters. - 212 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters. - 222 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Phoenix Milita, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. - 224 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Phoenix Milita, army rations are served on silver platters. - 250 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Phoenix Milita, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. - 251 days ago: Following new legislation in
The Phoenix Milita, military spending is on the increase. - 255 days ago:
The Phoenix Milita lodged a message at Johnified States of America Civil Headquarters.

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