The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Kyle II with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 37.383 billion Nord-Brutlandese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsville. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nord-Brutlandese economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion livroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,996 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutland and Norden's national animal is the Brute cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brutland and Norden is ranked 88,003^rd in the world and 1^st in Brutland and Norden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.46 law-abiding acts per hour.