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“H to me, H to you, H for all, let's die with smile!”

The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.706 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, graffiti graces every city's streets, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Silicon.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 2419th in the region and 51,721st in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.