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The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis

“H to me, H to you, H for all, let's die with smile!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: the South Pacific

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The B00bs of Pamela And Hepatitis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Glorious Sex Tape with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.167 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baywatch. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is avowedly atheist, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pamela And Hepatitis's national animal is the Sisica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Silicon.

Pamela And Hepatitis is ranked 12th in the South Pacific and 931st in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 37 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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