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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

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The Armed Republic of Aslanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by God with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.876 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkeyshines. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, cats are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Aslanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shenanigans, and its currency is the wang.

Aslanistan is ranked 23rd in Canada and 2,379th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Easter Egg Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Canada for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 5% of Canada for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Canada for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector Top 5% of Canada for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Canada for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Canada for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Canada for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of Canada for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Canada for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 10% of Canada for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry Top 10% of Canada for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of Canada for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of Canada for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of Canada for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Canada for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of Canada for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Canada for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of Canada for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 10% of Canada for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, cats are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
1 day 20 hours ago: Aslanistan was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation’s borders.
1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aslanistan, innocent defendants often plea guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
3 days 6 hours ago: Aslanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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Endorsements Received: 20 (Almonaster Nuevo, Ishmiel, Cowland5, Parkplace, SLAM-ER, SetiCrunchers, The Unionized Stoners, Farfel the Dog, Esselldee, British Canuckistan, Devil Heart, Orthus Mundus, Korduvan, Higsantium, Rogue Alberta, Bedford Basin, Liarg, Alalala Land, Ecans, Yaswant)