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The Big fukkin land mass of Diebstahl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bhudda After a Binge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.697 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceaser's Palace. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, euthanasia is illegal, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diebstahl's national animal is the bigass baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the lego block.

Diebstahl is ranked 2nd in the region and 3,983rd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.