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“It's amazing - it's just like a real Motto!”

The Retired at Long Last of Fudgetopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Stephie Fudge with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 14.207 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa . The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government spends millions of fudgers every year prosecuting spammers, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fudgetopia's national animal is the hasselhoff, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the fudger.

Fudgetopia is ranked 2489th in the region and 54,706th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.