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The Promotion Season 09-10 of StevenageBoro is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 14.864 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StevenageBoro's national animal is the westley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the westley.

StevenageBoro is ranked 429th in the region and 11,886th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.