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“There's no one quite like me”

The Grandma's in charge of Wetwang on the Wolds is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.654 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, elections have been outlawed, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wetwang on the Wolds's national animal is the Mischief, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Slightly Pink Pound.

Wetwang on the Wolds is ranked 16th in the region and 53,909th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.